September 2011
That awkward moment when Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj try to out-do GaGa’s outfits…and GaGa just strolls in as a man.
Helllllll yeah
There is no beating her
So much truth.
I don’t think Katy tried to do Gaga at all, she has always been quirky and unique in her own way if you think about it, without ever trying to copy Gaga.
It’s not that she necessarily copies Gaga, but Katy definitely tries to outdo her and compete with her all the time.
August 2011
reblog with the first tags that come up when you type in the letters h, m, s, and y
holy shit
music
seriously
yayholy shit
mash-up
sex
yeshot
music
san francisco
yes
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Help, Moleskine, spider, YouTube.
HOLY CRAP.
I left my computer for a couple hours, and the notes on that post jumped from about 200 to over 500. I was happy to even reach 200, ‘cause nothing I’ve originated has gathered that much notice, but I’m almost to 540 already and I’m just surprised.
Tumblr stopped sending the emails around 1pm this afternoon (just before 100 notes). My dash is missing at least 2/3 of the notices. And I think I’m happiest that I’m not the only one who thinks Maybelline’s mascara ads are fecking ridiculous.
I can’t even write this up without going from 524 to 550 notes.
Holy crap the notes on that mascara post.
Welp, it's been a week.
Still not approved for that tatting group. I just went to the group and doublechecked, and I’m still pending approval; it’s not even a case of being rejected and not knowing it.
On the super rare chance someone who is a member sees this, it’s the Here Be Tatters Yahoo group. I was told at InTatters that HBT was an offshot, since there were people in the old InTatters Yahoo group who had no interest in moving to the forum format they use now.
I’ll be honest: you can keep your Yahoo group. I am thoroughly unimpressed.
An Open Letter to the Tumblr Staff
Dear
Senator McCarthyTumblr StaffAs of recent, it seems that you have become increasingly more enthusiastic in shaping the user experience here on Tumblr. I hope you’re not feeling too down about the reaction to your particular brand of enthusiasm. It’s rather quite common! I remember this one child I went to primary school with who subscribed to a similar school of thought in terms of how he conducted himself. His name was Jamie. Jamie used to bring his favourite Transformers action figure to class and show us all of the features of it. Then, when we asked if we could play with the toy, he’d scream, throw boogers at us and sometimes, he’d even break the toy just to prove how serious he was! We all adored Jamie. I don’t really know what he’s up to now. I think he has diabetes.
Anyway, tonight it was brought to my attention that you have decided that, in spite of one Jeremy Cutler’s unending flexibility in meeting your legal demands regarding the use of your API, you have decided to completely bar future distribution of his wildly popular Missing e extension. Given that the extension simply reshapes the ergonomics of already available features without using the API at all (as per your request) to make using Tumblr a much more smoother (and honestly, practical/sensible) experience, it makes perfect sense given your track record that you would decide to hideously stretch the definition of your own terms of service to allow you to say that Mr. Cutler’s cooperation is simply not enough, since allowing him to continue would make using Tumblr something people enjoy doing.
You don’t want that! Are you fucking crazy?
So I just wanted to congratulate you on your consistency. I would like you to pay attention to this photo, however.
It is, as you can see, a photo of me farting at what one can imagine to be your faces on a moving commuter train. This particular train is driven by an MP40PH-3C engine, and, at the time of this photo, happened to be travelling at what one could estimate to be its top speed, or somewhere near it. If we imagine your faces to be outside of the train at a fixed point, and not on the train itself, thus adding the speed of the train to your own relative space (as explained by Professor Hawking in this summary of several theories of relativity), we can assume the fart in question is travelling towards your face at a minimum speed of roughly 93 mph, or 150 km/h.
That’s a pretty fast fart. You might want to hold on to something.
Sincerely,
Josh Macedo
I'm going to have to buy bananas and cucumbers when I go grocery shopping.
My cravings for mom’s creamed cucumbers are pretty strong, but the cravings for grandma’s banana bread might be stronger.
"Sex is not consent to pregnancy" →
chocolatescum.tumblr.com
No, having sex doesn’t mean you want to have a baby right then. But the truth is that, you shouldn’t even be having sex in the first place if:
Your not married Your not willing to take the responsibility of having a baby just in case you do end up pregnant. No matter what the reasons were that made you decide to have sex, you were taking the risk of getting pregnant. This isn’t something you can play stupid on, everyone knows that there is always a chance for pregnancy. Grow up, and take some responsibility. Abortion is incredibly selfish.
This ignorance is almost cute.
1. It’s weird, but you know, some people aren’t actually allowed to get married yet because they’re in the same gender relationships. Sucks, but you know. So I’m guessing you’d say that if you’re in a non heterosexual relationship, you’re not allowed sex. Ever.
2. It will probably surprise you to learn that the pregnant person is actually making a responsible decision by having an abortion if they feel it’s right. They have thought about it.
I’m going to leave you my post here: http://skycry.tumblr.com/post/9413085292/abortion-and-responsibility for you to read if you see this.
It’s so kind of you telling me what I should and shouldn’t do. It’s amazing really, I wasn’t aware I shouldn’t be having sex if I wasn’t married! I didn’t realise you’re the one who is right with the better morals. I’m so sorry I didn’t listen to you sooner :/ I’ll stop having sex immediately.
Perhaps you shouldn’t make posts on abortion if you’ve not done your research because
1) Rape happens. Sometimes people don’t choose to have sex, but they have it forced upon them. Not all sex is consensual, unfortunately. Did you forget about that or did you ignore it because it doesn’t fit into your neat little view?
2) Actually, no, not everyone might know there’s a risk of pregnancy. Not everyone gets sex education. Some people might believe in sex myths, and they genuinely may believe there is no risk of pregnancy if they do a certain thing. Similarly, one or more partner may have had an operation to make it so they wouldn’t be able to get pregnant, and they may not have known there was a chance it could still happen.
3) Stop viewing the world in black and white. You are completely ignoring that there are circumstances surrounding a person’s abortion. They are doing it for a reason, and they feel it is the right thing to do. This may because of their physical health, or mental health, or the fact the foetus is non viable and would not survive. They may be doing it because they can’t afford to be pregnant. Or they can’t handle the pregnancy. If someone has an abortion, chances are they feel it’s the most responsible thing for them to do. There are reasons for abortions, it’s not like the person wants one exactly, they just don’t want to be pregnant. And nobody should make them be pregnant. Nobody has the right to live off someone else’s body without their permission.
4) How can you say abortion is selfish? Dammit, you know what I think is selfish? Using a person’s body against their will. Which is what an unwanted foetus is doing. Bloody selfish unwanted foetuses!!!!! But seriously, how can you think abortion is selfish but think it’s perfectly okay to tell someone what to do with their body and force them carry the foetus and then make them give birth against their will?
5) Also, basically, you’re saying they people shouldn’t have sex if they’re not willing to have a baby? Sorry couple living in poverty who can’t afford a baby, partoftheatmosphere has spoken, sorry woman who finds sex therapeutic and helps her to forget about bad experience in her life,partoftheatmosphere has spoken, sorry woman in university, you’re not allowed to have sex because you might risk getting pregnant and that may stop you becoming a doctor.
I don’t think it’s the people who have abortions that need to grow up, partoftheatmosphere, rather, judging by that text post, I think it’s you. Open your eyes and do some research.
It’s too bad that such an excellent response probably fell on deaf ears; the OP’s info points to “I believe what the Bible tells me, everything else is wrong.”
It’s a shame that people go through life being willfully ignorant. It makes me kind of sad, that people would choose not to have an open mind, choose not to educate themselves.
