There is no beating her
So much truth.
I don’t think Katy tried to do Gaga at all, she has always been quirky and unique in her own way if you think about it, without ever trying to copy Gaga.
It’s not that she necessarily copies Gaga, but Katy definitely tries to outdo her and compete with her all the time.
I left my computer for a couple hours, and the notes on that post jumped from about 200 to over 500. I was happy to even reach 200, ‘cause nothing I’ve originated has gathered that much notice, but I’m almost to 540 already and I’m just surprised.
Tumblr stopped sending the emails around 1pm this afternoon (just before 100 notes). My dash is missing at least 2/3 of the notices. And I think I’m happiest that I’m not the only one who thinks Maybelline’s mascara ads are fecking ridiculous.
I can’t even write this up without going from 524 to 550 notes.
Holy crap the notes on that mascara post.
Still not approved for that tatting group. I just went to the group and doublechecked, and I’m still pending approval; it’s not even a case of being rejected and not knowing it.
On the super rare chance someone who is a member sees this, it’s the Here Be Tatters Yahoo group. I was told at InTatters that HBT was an offshot, since there were people in the old InTatters Yahoo group who had no interest in moving to the forum format they use now.
I’ll be honest: you can keep your Yahoo group. I am thoroughly unimpressed.
TO DEFEAT THE HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNS
Senator McCarthyTumblr Staff
As of recent, it seems that you have become increasingly more enthusiastic in shaping the user experience here on Tumblr. I hope you’re not feeling too down about the reaction to your particular brand of enthusiasm. It’s rather quite common! I remember this one child I went to primary school with who subscribed to a similar school of thought in terms of how he conducted himself. His name was Jamie. Jamie used to bring his favourite Transformers action figure to class and show us all of the features of it. Then, when we asked if we could play with the toy, he’d scream, throw boogers at us and sometimes, he’d even break the toy just to prove how serious he was! We all adored Jamie. I don’t really know what he’s up to now. I think he has diabetes.
Anyway, tonight it was brought to my attention that you have decided that, in spite of one Jeremy Cutler’s unending flexibility in meeting your legal demands regarding the use of your API, you have decided to completely bar future distribution of his wildly popular Missing e extension. Given that the extension simply reshapes the ergonomics of already available features without using the API at all (as per your request) to make using Tumblr a much more smoother (and honestly, practical/sensible) experience, it makes perfect sense given your track record that you would decide to hideously stretch the definition of your own terms of service to allow you to say that Mr. Cutler’s cooperation is simply not enough, since allowing him to continue would make using Tumblr something people enjoy doing.
You don’t want that! Are you fucking crazy?
So I just wanted to congratulate you on your consistency. I would like you to pay attention to this photo, however.
It is, as you can see, a photo of me farting at what one can imagine to be your faces on a moving commuter train. This particular train is driven by an MP40PH-3C engine, and, at the time of this photo, happened to be travelling at what one could estimate to be its top speed, or somewhere near it. If we imagine your faces to be outside of the train at a fixed point, and not on the train itself, thus adding the speed of the train to your own relative space (as explained by Professor Hawking in this summary of several theories of relativity), we can assume the fart in question is travelling towards your face at a minimum speed of roughly 93 mph, or 150 km/h.
That’s a pretty fast fart. You might want to hold on to something.
My cravings for mom’s creamed cucumbers are pretty strong, but the cravings for grandma’s banana bread might be stronger.