The other night I my roommate and I were trying to figure out what day Fathers Day fell on this year, and I remembered there was a calendar two feet from us in the next room, so I turned on the light.

And my roommate promptly exclaimed “Map!”

My roommate called the calendar a “year map.”

May 22, 2013 · 5:51pm

miss-clucky:

lawrencetheshark:

phrux:

BEST COSPLAY EVER

that’s Lindsey Stirling. She’s playing around in the costume she wore in the video for her Zelda medley. The fact that tumblr is not more in love with this woman surprises the fuck out of me

she has the awesome music uwu

I have my reasons for not liking her. I’ll leave it at that.

(via sidhera)

rabbleprochoice:

prettycoolafro:

ghdos:

pharaohhearts:

thegoddamazon:

Yo if man ever did this I’d castrate him.
Luckily I have nexplanon.

What…? Dudes do this? Wow.

This is another one of those things I’d literally never heard of any guy doing until I saw it on Tumblr. But there’s an ad for it, so someone must be out there being a fuckaround.

I’ve heard of this…whether its girls or guys, messing with birth control that shit not cool mane…this might be “misandry” but it’s extra fucked up if its the guy. Like a child is a lot of responsibility on both sides but my nigga I have to carry this child, chill you wildin’.

I just want to point out that this is definitely not just something that you see on tumblr. It happens in real life and it’s also depicted in a lot of media.
Like, I know that Desperate Housewives had a story line that involved it and so did Weeds. Of course it wasn’t handled like the serious matter that it is, and was written off as not that big of a deal.


This has actually been around for a long time. Yes, people do this.

Contrary to belief, it has nothing to do with him wanting you to have his child so much as he sees the child as a way to keep you from leaving. It is that much harder for you to get out of the relationship when you have to worry about a baby, too. It’s manipulation.
May 22 2013 · 1:37am

rabbleprochoice:

prettycoolafro:

ghdos:

pharaohhearts:

thegoddamazon:

Yo if man ever did this I’d castrate him.

Luckily I have nexplanon.

What…? Dudes do this? Wow.

This is another one of those things I’d literally never heard of any guy doing until I saw it on Tumblr. But there’s an ad for it, so someone must be out there being a fuckaround.

I’ve heard of this…whether its girls or guys, messing with birth control that shit not cool mane…this might be “misandry” but it’s extra fucked up if its the guy. Like a child is a lot of responsibility on both sides but my nigga I have to carry this child, chill you wildin’.

I just want to point out that this is definitely not just something that you see on tumblr. It happens in real life and it’s also depicted in a lot of media.

Like, I know that Desperate Housewives had a story line that involved it and so did Weeds. Of course it wasn’t handled like the serious matter that it is, and was written off as not that big of a deal.

This has actually been around for a long time. Yes, people do this.

Contrary to belief, it has nothing to do with him wanting you to have his child so much as he sees the child as a way to keep you from leaving. It is that much harder for you to get out of the relationship when you have to worry about a baby, too. It’s manipulation.

(Source: plannedparenthood, via ladypandacat)

faineemae:

plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody “reblog as a link” option.

We also get all of our information sold without our knowledge.

Uh oh, I just gave everyone who still uses Yahoo Mail a spoiler alert.

amybouzagloofficial:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I don’t know if you guys saw the episode of Kitchen Nightmares, or if you’ve seen anything from their facebook meltdowns. But Amy’s Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona openly admitted to stealing their servers tips! So if you could please publish this, it’s a link to a petition to get them investigated by the US Department of Labor, and hopefully the resulting legal action will ensure that everyone who worked there gets compensation for the lost tips.
Not only do they steal tips from the servers, they are verbally abusive to their staff and customers. This was all shown on the Kitchen Nightmares episode, as well as many reviews from people who’ve eaten there. I’m sorry that this isn’t exactly a Robin, but I’m hoping that if you guys publish it, it’ll get the remaining signatures it needs (which is about 800 more at the time of submitting).
Ramsay talked to a former waitress there, and the waitress said she’d seen 50 people come and go in her year and a half there. The husband admitted that it was more. So please, Robins, let’s help the Robins who suffered at the hands of Amy’s Baking Company hopefully get back the tips that are rightfully theirs!
https://www.change.org/petitions/the-us-department-of-labor-and-the-wage-and-hour-division-whd-investigate-amy-s-baking-company-bakery-boutique-bistro-in-scottsdale-az
[I also don’t know what to tag this as, but considering the verbal abuse I’m using the trigger and violence tags.]

YOU LITTLE PUNKS REALLY NEED TO FUCK OFF FOR ONCE. NEVER HAVE I OR MY HUSBAND STOLEN TIPS FROM OUR SERVERS. YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.  YOU KNOW WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A CUPCAKE? YOU’RE TOO BUSY WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY ON TUMBLR NOT HAVING A REAL JOB. BIG WOW KIDDO. I’LL BE SURE TO ALERT THE POLICE AND FBI COMPUTER CRIME UNIT OF THIS BLOG AND HAVE IT REMOVED. HAVE A FUCKING GOOD DAY.
May 16 2013 · 10:12pm

amybouzagloofficial:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I don’t know if you guys saw the episode of Kitchen Nightmares, or if you’ve seen anything from their facebook meltdowns. But Amy’s Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona openly admitted to stealing their servers tips! So if you could please publish this, it’s a link to a petition to get them investigated by the US Department of Labor, and hopefully the resulting legal action will ensure that everyone who worked there gets compensation for the lost tips.

Not only do they steal tips from the servers, they are verbally abusive to their staff and customers. This was all shown on the Kitchen Nightmares episode, as well as many reviews from people who’ve eaten there. I’m sorry that this isn’t exactly a Robin, but I’m hoping that if you guys publish it, it’ll get the remaining signatures it needs (which is about 800 more at the time of submitting).

Ramsay talked to a former waitress there, and the waitress said she’d seen 50 people come and go in her year and a half there. The husband admitted that it was more. So please, Robins, let’s help the Robins who suffered at the hands of Amy’s Baking Company hopefully get back the tips that are rightfully theirs!

https://www.change.org/petitions/the-us-department-of-labor-and-the-wage-and-hour-division-whd-investigate-amy-s-baking-company-bakery-boutique-bistro-in-scottsdale-az

[I also don’t know what to tag this as, but considering the verbal abuse I’m using the trigger and violence tags.]

YOU LITTLE PUNKS REALLY NEED TO FUCK OFF FOR ONCE. NEVER HAVE I OR MY HUSBAND STOLEN TIPS FROM OUR SERVERS. YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.  YOU KNOW WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A CUPCAKE? YOU’RE TOO BUSY WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY ON TUMBLR NOT HAVING A REAL JOB. BIG WOW KIDDO. I’LL BE SURE TO ALERT THE POLICE AND FBI COMPUTER CRIME UNIT OF THIS BLOG AND HAVE IT REMOVED. HAVE A FUCKING GOOD DAY.

(via faineemae)

ladypandacat:

karlapowellmua:

Don’t be afraid to experiment…
One thing a lot of new makeup artists do is they stick to eyeshadows for eyes , lipstick for lips , blush for cheeks…No,no,no! There are no rules with makeup!
I love to use lipstick for cream blusher, eyeshadows for lipstick, blusher for lips and so fourth. The same rule applies with makeup brushes. Just because its labelled as ‘Lip Brush’ it doesn’t mean it’s a lip brush!
You need to experiment with products and brushes and do what feels right for you! You will feel more free as an artist and see yourself becoming more creative! In this picture I am using a face paint for lipstick and an eyeliner brush to apply! I like to break rules.
 Karla X

It’s great to experiment with colors and products but PLEASE check to make sure any shadows you put on your lips are safe for them. Not all eye products are lip safe and vice versa.

I don’t think an MUA worth his or her salt would blatantly encourage fans or followers to ignore FDA regulations for the sake of pretty.

But I digress, I need to remember that anyone can slap neon facepaint on nowadays and call themselves an MUA.
May 16 2013 · 10:08pm

ladypandacat:

karlapowellmua:

Don’t be afraid to experiment…

One thing a lot of new makeup artists do is they stick to eyeshadows for eyes , lipstick for lips , blush for cheeks…No,no,no! There are no rules with makeup!

I love to use lipstick for cream blusher, eyeshadows for lipstick, blusher for lips and so fourth. The same rule applies with makeup brushes. Just because its labelled as ‘Lip Brush’ it doesn’t mean it’s a lip brush!

You need to experiment with products and brushes and do what feels right for you! You will feel more free as an artist and see yourself becoming more creative! In this picture I am using a face paint for lipstick and an eyeliner brush to apply! I like to break rules.


Karla
X

It’s great to experiment with colors and products but PLEASE check to make sure any shadows you put on your lips are safe for them. Not all eye products are lip safe and vice versa.

I don’t think an MUA worth his or her salt would blatantly encourage fans or followers to ignore FDA regulations for the sake of pretty.

But I digress, I need to remember that anyone can slap neon facepaint on nowadays and call themselves an MUA.

May 16, 2013 · 9:25pm

hawkawaii:

whenyouwereherebefore:

Early concepts for Iron Man 3 title sequences // Suit Porn
— Iron Man doing a striptease in his removable suit (x)

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

WHAT

(via sidhera)

May 14, 2013 · 10:01pm

natcat5:

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

I’m not sure if Canadian Target has all the same policies, but if they do, I’ll make it a point to stop there more often. 

I’m going to point out that Target is a Minnesota company; headquarters are in downtown Minneapolis. And today, Governor Dayton signed the bill that gives everyone the freedom to marry in our state.

Rock on, Target.

(via fighthomophobia)

May 13, 2013 · 10:00pm

arctic-mcpenguin:

Congratulations to Minnesota for passing same-sex marriage in the House and Senate this week. Governor Dayton will sign the law later, and make same-sex marriages legal starting August 1st. Marriage equality for everybody!

Minnesota did good works. The best thing is that Dayton has made it clear for the longest time that he supports equal marriage rights, so now that it’s through the senate we don’t even have to worry, we know it’s going to become law.

Last November, we voted not to define marriage in the state Constitution. Six months later we’re becoming the 12th state to give the freedom to marry.

My heart is happy. Love, love, love.

(via fighthomophobia)