• That toptato chip maker is almost as magical as a microwave bacon rack.
  • POTATO. Oh god am I drunk already
Heterosexual” was actually coined in a letter at the same time as the word “homosexual,” [in the mid-19th century], by an Austro-Hungarian journalist named Károly Mária Kertbeny. He created these words as part of his response to a piece of Prussian legislation that made same-sex erotic behavior illegal, even in cases where the identical act performed by a man and a woman would be considered legal. And he was one of a couple of people who did a lot of writing and campaigning and pamphleteering to try to change legal opinion on that matter. He coined the words “heterosexual” and “homosexual” in a really very clever bid to try to equalize same-sex and different-sex…to suggest that there are these two categories… were not part of a hierarchy, that they were just two different flavors of the same thing.

How “heterosexual” got its start – basically, as protest against discriminatory legislature on same-sex love. 

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unetranchedelavie:

I know this pizza looks a little odd, but it takes great.  I especially enjoyed the blueberry side, since it tastes like a classic cheese pizza that’s been modernized.  The cream cheese goes well with the mozzarella.  As for the strawberry side, that’s definitely a “dessert pizza.”  For the pizza sauce, I combined cream cheese and marshmallow fluff.  The strawberry side was definitely a bit messier than I was expecting, but it tasted lovely.

Simple Pizza Crust: 
1 1/4 cups self-rising flour 
1/2 cup warm water 
1 teaspoon honey

Blueberry Half: 
1 cup fresh blueberries 
2 ounces cream cheese, softened 
fresh mozzarella cheese, cut into strips 
shredded mozzarella cheese 
salt

Strawberry Half: 
fresh strawberries, sliced 
2 ounces cream cheese, softened
2 tablespoons marshmallow fluff 
1 teaspoon honey 
1 teaspoon sugar

Directions: 
1) Preheat oven to 425F. 
2) For the pizza dough, use a large bowl to hold the self-rising flour. Slowly pour the warm water, working it into the flour. Add honey. Let sit for about 10 minutes.
3) In a small bowl, place cream cheese into bowl, stir to soften. In another small bowl, mix together cream cheese and marshmallow fluff until well combined. 
4) Spread the cream cheese mixtures (one for each half,) as evenly as possible over the surface of the crust. 
5) Place the blueberries on one half of the pizza and the strawberries on the other half. 
6) Drizzle the honey and sprinkle the sugar over the strawberries. 
7) For the blueberries, add the fresh mozzarella strips the shredded mozzarella.  Sprinkle on a little salt.
9) Place the pizza directly onto the oven rack and bake for about 20 minutes or until the cheese melts and the blueberries begin to juice. 
10) Allow to cool for a few minutes, cut and serve.

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Not cool, Gushers. Not cool.

Also, my OCD is flipping you off.
January 27 2012 · 2:21am

Not cool, Gushers. Not cool.

Also, my OCD is flipping you off.

puzzlegirlsandpoprocks:

ifwordsspokelouder:

You know, it’s really really rare for me to sit here and bitch someone out over a post. But seriously, I can’t handle the ignorance anymore.

This is 2012. I thought by this point in time, that we could overcome obstacles like race, sexuality, and gender issues. But no. Some people STILL can’t fucking grow up. So, here is my FINAL rant about this matter.

There is nothing wrong with Gay people. There is nothing wrong with Straight people. There is nothing wrong with Transgendered people. There is nothing wrong with White people. There is nothing wrong with Black people. There is nothing wrong with Asian people. There is nothing wrong with Mexican people. There is nothing wrong with Women. And there is nothing wrong with Men.

WE ARE ALL FUCKING EQUAL. The more you try and discriminate against one group of people, the more HATE you are spreading all around the world. If you have a problem with someone, cool. Okay. Keep it to your fucking self. There is no need to go around bashing someone because of how they live their life, how they look, or who they are interested in. Our world is fucked up as it is. We don’t need anymore reason for people to kill, or fight, or hurt others. Its just unnecessary.

Also, Tumblr is SUPPOSED to be a place where anyone can express their feelings and opinions without being judged. Whatever happened to that? Why have all these haters suddenly popped into the picture with their negative remarks and just ruined everything?

Ugh.

I’m gonna reply to this not because I giving a flying fuck what you have to say, but to show my followers who the fuck I’ve been yelling at and why I’m so fucking pissed.